Total Medals Earned: 98 (From 28 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,395 Points
Medals Earned: 1/19 (5/395 points)
Medals Earned: 2/8 (75/500 points)
Medals Earned: 6/9 (150/300 points)
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
Medals Earned: 3/8 (20/230 points)
Medals Earned: 6/24 (35/350 points)
Medals Earned: 3/5 (100/150 points)
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/140 points)
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/140 points)
Medals Earned: 7/21 (45/390 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Deal at least 9000 damage in a single attack.
Free the planet Marcury from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Sars from the Euphony gods
Visit our sponsor by clicking on one of the in-game links.
Reach a max overcharge combo.
Free the planet Jupitupe from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Narpdarp from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Satamalat from the Euphony gods.
Unlock the Audyssey Jukebox
Reach the maximum level.
Free the planet Penos from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Plutoo from the Euphony gods.
Free your home planet, Qweezleqwozzle, from the Euphony gods.
Free the Malky Way from the Euphony gods.
Achieve 12 gold runs (beating a stage with no lives lost).
Beat every stage in the game (including credits).
Get a gold run on every single stage in the game (including credits).
Get a perfect launch 10 times.
Go through the arena without touching the ground.
Squash 100 police officers.
Escape Candy Land and return to the Supermarket.
Reach past the sky's limit!
Upgrade everything to the max!
Get at least 1 of each special gummy in a single run.
Attain a very high speed.
Well, at least he asked this time around.
Because pendants are for the next lesson.
Shiny.
Yummy.
Here, have this Baby Nora instead.
A rare first love success story.
Better luck next time...
Isn't it nice? No drama, just music.
Salty ice cream.
Checking out the game.
Reaching area 5
Reaching level 10
Reaching area 15
Playing the game for 10 minutes.
Reaching area 20
Playing the game for 20 minutes
Playing the game for 30 minutes.
Bring your power click cooldown below 10 seconds
Gain 50 Kilojoules worth of space
Buy the "Quick Sell" Upgrade
You've traded over 150 Kilojoules
Upgrade your first plant's capacity power to level 50
Upgrade your clicking power to level 50
Upgrade your discount power to level 50
Buy a second plant
Level your idling to level 50
Gain 250 Kilojoules worth of storage
Upgrade your rubbing power to level 50
You've obtained $100,000, good job!
You've traded over 1 Megajoules
Get a golden background
Gain 1 Megajoule worth of storage
Buy a third and final power plant
Level all the levelable things to 50
Boom! You got $1,000,000
Dicks out for freedom!
You probably shouldn't announce your plans like that...
Every little bit helps...
We wish for the day when we hear no craa-craas
You confronted your true self, congrats!
call 911 or 112
Push all the buttons
Insert wrong floppy disc 5 times
Call a random number
Listen to all tracks on tape
Finish the game
Listen to all hotline options
Really listen to ALL the options
What a quick game!
a classic rockstar's end
so what is the typical holiday like?
you are a beach boy!!!
Cook a Sandwich Order
Cook a Pasta Order
Cook a Pizza Order
Cook a Steak Dinner Order
Cook a Zesty Nacho Order
Cook a Hamburger Order
Cook a Salmon Order
